When I heard about the penis-measuring app released in the iTunes store yesterday, my first thought was one of envy. Given the gender ratios of Silicon Valley and the sexting ingenuity of the young, a penis-measuring app seemed, in retrospect, so obvious. At only 99 cents, I imagined old men chuckling and shaking their heads at their iPhone-gripping nephews. But unlike porn, this app, called Condom Size, might serve an educational purpose. For the sake of decency and a little bit of meanness, it was decided that the Cut would determine how our fingers rank among the penises of the world. Beauty editor Christina was chosen to model because she had the best manicure.
There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis
There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis - VICE
More Girls. A professional penis measurement. Can someone translate what the woman says from on? In english or german. That would be nice.
My penis size obsession: All my life I've worried about measuring up
But what I know is that I had only ever seen my brother, my father and myself naked before that moment. But this kid was my age and my size—except for one part. And that part was bigger.