I never planned to have sex with a midget. Normally, I prefer normal sized women with large assets. I had sex with a midget, I really did. It pained me to write this, but the truth must come out. The show must go on. I travel and hook up with some chicks. A decent chunk of them come from online dating sites like Tinder or Colombian Cupid.
How I Accidentally Had Sex With a Midget
OT pros and cons of dating a midget
Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Naturally, people solicit my advice re: sex on a fairly regular basis. Really convenient that Night Rod is the name of an actual motorcycle. Most people will tell you there isn't some secret trick to getting more sex, but those people either haven't learned the secret yet or are lying in an attempt to keep all the sex for themselves, which, too late, buddy, I've already had a bunch of it, and I'm still not done.
Midget unknown. This person is usually fucking bad at video games , often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down. Troy is a fucking midget When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget. Billy Blanks is sport'n a midget during his Tae Bo videos.
At this place where I work as a security guard there is this woman midget that I have known for a couple of years. We don't work for the same company, but run into one another quite a bit, eat lunch together in common areas, etc Now, she's good looking for a midget. In fact, if you were to just see a picture of her head you'd think she is a pretty attractive woman.